i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
TIME TO DECIDE WHO THE REAL FUCKIN MAYOR IS
↳ Mado Akira and Kureo requested by anonymous
Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me
THIS IS WAY TOO ACCURATE
Congratulations to us. The country that turned independent of Portugal, and turned dependent of everyone. The country that stopped to be stolen by Portugal, and started to be stolen by politics. The country where you study all your damn life to be almost a slave, and someone who even didn’t make the highschool (and have alcohol problems) was president. Congrats, Brazil.